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POSTPONED: AUGUST 2021–Hillbilly Harlot’s Exequatur
Hello, fellow Campers and Nuns alike! Welcome to Camp Hardwood, the adult simulated camp experience brought to you by The Arkansas Sister of Perpetual Indulgence, Abbey of Hillbilly Harlots. We can’t wait to show you off to our momma and em’, wonderful friends, and rainbow family!
The first order of business, let’s talk about Camp Hardwood, located on beautiful Mount Sequoyah in Fayetteville, Arkansas. A remodeled former religious retreat/camp center for the Methodist Church, this breathtaking place is in the heart of the city and has been featured on the third season of HBO’s True Detective. Although we will come down off the mountain and join the town folk to have fun and gawk at the corn fed boys of Arkansas, we will also have plenty of quality nun time planned to give you that camp feeling you may or may not have had in your childhood.
Now, this place isn’t religious anymore, it’s a nonprofit that uses the money they make to pay staff and restore some of the beautiful buildings that have undergone some wear and tear.
Accommodations include Hillbilly Watering Hole, aka a pool, Playground, Tennis Courts, Cabins, Dormitories, and a funny little chapel that will host the Camp Finale Talent Show (Exequatur). We hope ya’ll will join us for what is sure to be the hootenanny to end all hootenannies! If y’all have any questions, send us one of them digital letters to firstname.lastname@example.org